Book of Nonsense

Book Excerptf the West.29.There was an Old Man of the Wrekin, Whose shoes made a horrible creaking;But they said, "Tell us whether, Your shoes are of leather, Or of what, you Old Man of the Wrekin?"30.There was a Young Lady whose eyes, Were unique as to colour and size;When she opened them wide, People all turned aside, And started away in surprise.31.There was a Young Lady of Norway, Who casually sat in a doorway;When the door squeezed her flat, She exclaimed, "What of that?"This courageous Young Lady of Norway.32.There was an Old Man of Vienna, Who lived upon Tincture of Senna;When that did not agree, He took Camomile Tea, That nasty Old Man of Vienna.33.There was an Old Person whose habits, Induced him to feed upon Rabbits;When he'd eaten eighteen, He turned perfectly green, Upon which he relinquished those habits.34.There was an old pe