If You Think That's Bad: A Self-Help Guide to Feeling Less Pathetic

Have you ever taken things too far?Do you remember throwing caution to the wind and landing on your face?If you're a human being, the answer is probably a resounding YES.If You Think That's Bad: A Self-Help Guide to Feeling Less Pathetic is a laugh-out-loud romp through poor decision making, absurd ideas gone utterly bananas, and relatable collection of hilarious essays that will make you nostalgic, double over with laughter, and will give you something to talk about for every get-together you attend from now on.Before you waste another second believing you're the only one who has had a gaff or two (or ten ), sit for a spell and discover how I did it better, or worse.Leave the embarrassment at the door and dive into these shining examples of real-life disasters.Here is just a little of what you'll find inside: -Walked out of a hotel bathroom to find a stranger in my bed-Got cut from a dating game show because of my prevalence of chest hair-Spent too much money custom-tailoring my Humpty Dumpty costume-Shared a bed with two complete strangers so they wouldn't be offended-Received a $42,000 phone bill-Crashed and burned while trying to get a sneak peek of a blind date-And so many more cringe-worthy tales from my life This isn't your typical self-help book. It's the one you must read if you've ever found yourself in absurd circumstances, made an idiotic decision, or fell flat on your face at any time in your life. This is the therapy you need to feel better about yourself and stop being afraid of trying.Do yourself a favor, laugh at my expense, and feel good about yourself again