The Best of Dear Coquette ― Shady Advice from a Raging Bitch Who Has No Business Answering Any of These Questions

Explosive advice from LA's mysterious online columnist, Dear Coquette.

With her merciless and razor-sharp wit, bolted to one of the most finely-tuned moral compasses out there, the Coquette has been dispensing anonymous advice to her legion of fans on the internet for the last five years.

Here, for the first time in print, is the best of the Coquette's advice: on relationships, breakups, breakdowns, sex, politics, and the correct etiquette for threesomes, with plenty more in between.

Always honest, always outspoken, the Coquette's anonymity, cloaking a real life identity as an LA party girl with a high-powered job, allows her a brutal frankness that you will not experience from any other agony aunt. Admirers from all over the world have journeyed to her website to seek her practical and empowering advice: now, in the safety of your own home, you can too.

The Coquette has been called 'one of the Internet's most irreverent personalities with a reputation for scathingly intelligent pop culture commentary,' which is nice of them, but really, she's just an anonymous party girl who managed to turn being a smart ass into a regular gig. She started out blogging about her drug-fueled Hollywood escapades, and eventually found herself writing professionally. She writes about culture, style, and advice columns for publications ranging from Nerve to Playboy. Her first was Notes to My Future Husband, published by Sourcebooks in 2012. Coquette has over 30,000 followers on Twitter and the blog is read by about 1,750 people every day on average, 70 percent of whom are in the United States. She lives in Los Angeles.